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A deadly disease that possesses your immune system and is potentially deadly

It can lead to lung failure and stroke. Not many people survive one the swag levels hit past 2
Aw man Nicholas got swagtosis the other day, he’s got 3 months left to live
by garyparker January 12, 2020
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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