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Swagtosis 

A deadly disease that possesses your immune system and is potentially deadly

It can lead to lung failure and stroke. Not many people survive one the swag levels hit past 2
Aw man Nicholas got swagtosis the other day, he’s got 3 months left to live
Swagtosis by garyparker January 12, 2020
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Swaggotism 

A subculture of Western society. "Swaggots" wear snapback hats, lens-less glasses and often have 10,000+ followers/subscribers (are also known as "facebook/twitter famous") and use the word "swag". They spend most of their time sucking each other off whilst listening to Justin Bieber and 1D. Do NOT attempt to insult, otherwise you will be branded as a "hater". Not to be confused with hipsters who are very similar in appearance (but more nebula's, camo jackets and triangles), however are slightly less irritating.
"Omg Justin Bieber is my world, You're just a hater and jealous of his talent" Swaggotism ladies and gentlemen...
Swaggotism by Bhoy95 March 31, 2013

Swagtose Intolerant 

A person that is unable to have Swag or is has absolutely no swag
That Nigga Chike is Swagtose Intolerant

skantosis 

When you have had too much skante and so now you are in a alternated state of skante psychosis.

Also a slang to define when someone is on a good one.
Scenario 1 : If a skante warrior is acting erratic, looking like he's fighting imaginary demons. He must be on skantosis.

Senario 2: When your homeboy has had too many Modelos and is acting the foo " That foo must be on skantosis"
skantosis by Changita Bonita November 24, 2019

Swagolishious

Man Joe that jacket is swagolishious!

Swanosis 

A strong attraction to the guy/girl of your dreams. The condition of falling in love with "the one ". Life Mate.
The diagnosis for her was swanosis.
Swanosis by Hoppin Hal July 10, 2019

Swagboistalin 

very sexy and swag person he is also strong he bites ice cubes with no trouble and he is highly respected within monkes and he got his great swag from swag goku
cc1: hey swagboistalin is sex
cc2: agreed
Swagboistalin by overswag March 4, 2021
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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