Swagosis 

A rare blood decease caused by having too much Swag.

Usher has a huge case of Swagosis... Dude wears diamond rings over his leather gloves!

Swagosis by Willy Suave Rico February 22, 2024

Swagolishious

More than swag or swaggy

Man Joe that jacket is swagolishious!

Swagolishious by Swagolishious May 20, 2014

Swanosis 

A strong attraction to the guy/girl of your dreams. The condition of falling in love with "the one ". Life Mate.

The diagnosis for her was swanosis.

Swanosis by Hoppin Hal July 10, 2019

Swagtosis 

A deadly disease that possesses your immune system and is potentially deadly

It can lead to lung failure and stroke. Not many people survive one the swag levels hit past 2

Aw man Nicholas got swagtosis the other day, he’s got 3 months left to live

Swagtosis by garyparker January 12, 2020