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Swagless
A individual who believes they have 'swag' nevertheless they have no swag and are therefore swagless
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SWAGEST • Swage • swagless • stages • swagasaurus rex • Swagass • swager • swagerific • swaget • swagedelic
Swagever
Swagever by wizqueefia February 5, 2013
Swaget
Swaget by Thatgirlyouknow7861 December 28, 2012
anarcho swagism
Anarcho swagism, similar to anarcho capitalism, is a new ideology based on anarchy and swag. If you have the urge to rebel against authorities while sporting some gucci flip flops, you might be an anarcho swagist.
Band kid#1: I can’t believe I missed the anarcho communist student meeting! REEEEEEE!
Band kid#2: Sorry, I prefer anarcho swagism
Band kid#1: What?
Band kid#2 proceeds to swag on Band kid#1
Band kid#2: Sorry, I prefer anarcho swagism
Band kid#1: What?
Band kid#2 proceeds to swag on Band kid#1
anarcho swagism by culturedTroglodyte September 19, 2020
Swageric
Boy:"So my math teacher told me to do a problem on the board while I had a boner, but I still walked up and did it."
Girl:"You're so swageric."
Girl:"You're so swageric."
Swageric by TimesNewROman_ September 13, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026