Someone or something that is just the perfect amount of swag and vibe. There is no trace of cringe to be seen or found. Basically a superior level of swag.
viv: "Swage high socks kid B)"
hugh_gPness: "Thanks kid :3"
viv: "Imagine not being swage, can't relate >:3"
All unswage people: ):
hugh_gPness: "Thanks kid :3"
viv: "Imagine not being swage, can't relate >:3"
All unswage people: ):
by tab_viv January 22, 2021

An alternate version of swag. Usually accompanied by a hashtag, swage can be used in a variety of situations, such as getting a good grade on a test or not being a colossal faggot.
"I didn't masturbate on top of a van today. #swage"
"I got my penis stuck in a shampoo bottle. #notswage"
"I got my penis stuck in a shampoo bottle. #notswage"
by Ron E. Questrian April 18, 2014

by ActionJackson777 March 03, 2011

by absco11 September 20, 2014

by NoVICE the GREENHORN NEOphyte August 23, 2011

by Matt Chabot and Blair Painter December 15, 2008

Libra Could you Swage me That Tumbler
Boluwatife Totally Swaged The Tablet as Fat as He Could on Noticing His Tutor Approaching.
Boluwatife Totally Swaged The Tablet as Fat as He Could on Noticing His Tutor Approaching.
by Ariizona February 05, 2019
