Swablumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a shit and simultaneously cleaning your ears with Q-tups.

The joyous feeling of a swablumpkin stimulates your mind, body and soul!

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Shamblumpkin

We all know how good it is to take a dump, get your hair washed, and get a BJ, put all three together and there you have a shamblumpkin.

these two twins gave me one hell of a shamblumpkin last night

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When playing the game Padiddle you can do the same with the tail lights of cars and instead of yelling Pdiddle! you yell Shabumpkin!

A car passes with one tail light Caitlyn yells "Shabumpkin!" and Nick and Michael take their pants off.

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sneezing while getting a blumpkin, which is the act of taking a dump while recieving head.

Omg dude, the best thing ever happened last night, I was getting a blumpkin and... snblumpkin.

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Receving oral sex wile taking a shit next to the tolite while smoking i , usually done in porta -poti or public park restrooms or rest area

Man there was a homless guy getting a shablumkin back at that rest stop bathroom stall, no way why shit where you sleep ?

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Receiving head from the huzz inside the skibidi toilet while sitting on said toilet.

Yo John I got the best skiblumpkin last night

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Receiving head from the huzz while they chillin in the skibidi

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