Shamblumpkin
We all know how good it is to take a dump, get your hair washed, and get a BJ, put all three together and there you have a shamblumpkin.
Shamblumpkin by jcali May 4, 2009
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ShamQBlumpkin
It's a combination of four of the greatest feelings in the world getting head, taking a shit , getting your head shampooed, and last but, not least having a Q-tip gently swirled in your ear.
ShamQBlumpkin by Cra-Z Paul July 25, 2009
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shabumpkin
When playing the game Padiddle you can do the same with the tail lights of cars and instead of yelling Pdiddle! you yell Shabumpkin!
A car passes with one tail light Caitlyn yells "Shabumpkin!" and Nick and Michael take their pants off.
shabumpkin by Jewish Jethro May 9, 2007
shablumkin
Receving oral sex wile taking a shit next to the tolite while smoking i , usually done in porta -poti or public park restrooms or rest area
Man there was a homless guy getting a shablumkin back at that rest stop bathroom stall, no way why shit where you sleep ?
shablumkin by Capt Number 9 October 27, 2021
Swablumpkin
The act of getting a blow job while taking a shit and simultaneously cleaning your ears with Q-tups.
Swablumpkin by Angry Anchors December 4, 2021
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.