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Shumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower
Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.
Shumpkin by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010

Shumpkin 

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!
Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair
Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016
Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.
I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.
shlumpkin by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010
When a girl is taking a dump while giving you oral sex.
oooo shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- a Shlumpkin

Shamblumpkin 

We all know how good it is to take a dump, get your hair washed, and get a BJ, put all three together and there you have a shamblumpkin.
these two twins gave me one hell of a shamblumpkin last night
Shamblumpkin by jcali May 4, 2009

Shabumging

A way to bum someone where they are hung off of a chandelier and u are on a ladder bumming them.

Usually between 2 males.
Hey bro wanna shabumg
We had so much fun shabumging
Shabumging by HJK33 September 3, 2022