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Sword Art Online
Sword Art Online by hey.look.niff.its.me December 11, 2018
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Cram Sword
This piece of weaponry was created by a blacksmith using cram. The cram sword was made out of cram that was layed out for about a fortnight, making it harder than steel. Right now, the sword goes for 50 gold coins.
Cram Sword by JakeTheJew August 28, 2019
Booba sword
The Electro Archon's divine punishment sword that she pulls out of her "chest" and says "You will be inlaid upon this statue" from Genshin Impact.
Booba sword by thatssoboring July 17, 2021
double-edged sword
Using this tool will make the job faster, but also more dangerous, it's a bit of a double-edged sword
double-edged sword by Superfast Jellyfish December 21, 2015
Blue Sword
Blue Sword by BlueBallsWivAKnife January 28, 2021
pork sword pneumonia
The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.
I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!
pork sword pneumonia by Truckertittycity January 26, 2018
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.