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An amazing friend. Innately sweet, won't let anyone demean themselves. Worries abt poking people's life unnecessarily, even for complete strangers. Can be entrusted with secrets. Has poor comic timing, delivers in a tedious fashion(too-sarcastic). Not very sensitive with very little IRL problem solving experience. Bad motivator, may give unrealistic advices. Focussed & determined(sometimes stubborn), knows her priorities. Generally very lackadaisical. However if she fancies, she can find any info. abt u within seconds. Has strong connections & sources(elite stalker). Terrible at quick decision making, usually plans long term goals. Has an excellent vocabulary. Chooses her words wisely to sometimes keep people second guessing, enabling her to subside her inability to express her own feelings. Claims to be an extrovert but rarely speaks her heart out. She does have tons of stories abt lives of others to keep u entertained. Can strike a conversation abt anything. Has trust issues, sometimes does not realise her value in the eyes of others & becomes disappointing. Very optimistic, beams with confidence(except while studying 11-12th maths). Creative, provides a 1-of-1 hospitality that can make you feel as the most cardinal creation on Earth & forget all her shortcomings. Smiles even when she is sad(hopefully won't lose it after reading this). Very forgiving, seldom takes anything to heart. There's no bigger joy than to annoy her & laugh at her expressions.
You keep on smiling all the time, even at your own bad jokes, you are such a Svasti.
Svasti by I_Am_The_BEAT May 11, 2023
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Cone spastic 

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.
"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"
Cone spastic by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008
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cheeky spastic 

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville
Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.
cheeky spastic by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014

spastic jawline 

A completely deformed jawline
shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline
spastic jawline by Jawlord January 30, 2017
Swastiks are those kind of extraordinary people who may be not a love at first sight, but believe me once you get to know him, you'll know that he's the most sweetest type of person out there in the entire world...
They usually seem to be shy and very decent but once you get to know them, you'll see the original form- very talkative n....
Overall, Swastiks are the best form of guys any girl could ever get, they normally have a lit nature, great personality, very caring, loving, loyal and are quite talented too.. Some of them are also known as 'One man Army' due to their incredible strength!!!!
Last but not the least they usually don't talk to a lot of girls, but believe me that of those of the few he talks to, are really lucky.
A Swastik will be there for his friends even in the hardest times ever, but those only count for only his few fellas!!
Having a Swastik as a friend is really a blessing!
Follow Swastik, be like Swastik
Girl 1: Hey check on that guy over there with that girl!
Girl 2: She must be so lucky to have him as a friend!!
Girl 1: Who's he btw?
Girl 2: You don't know him!? He's Swastik.. the best anyone could ever get😍
Swastik by Karen Mendez April 23, 2019

Spastification

The art of acting spasticly.

Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.
Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.
Spastification by GiggleTits April 26, 2013

swastiget 

Swastiget refers to the phenomenon of many smaller things coming together to form a swastika, which is often a Nazi swastika. Swastigets are usually the result of deliberate, willful actions taken by others.
"Ha ha! If you go south in the game and then turn the map over you totally see the swastiget!"
swastiget by plaid_knight November 19, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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