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Person: "FLOWERY WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MURDER 58 PEOPLE"
Flowery: "Sustingus!"
Sustingus by spamtenna July 25, 2026

susmongus dongus 

The sussiest creamongus ever (more sussy that moo)
I can't believe I just saw susmongus dongus!!!! POGGERS
A big chungus who is acting sus
Damn that fat fucker is so susmungus for touching those kids
susmungus by CommanderJeff February 21, 2021

ringus stingus

Medical sounding name referring to the stinging sensation of the sphincter, often experienced after a highly spiced meal.
“Oh god, I shouldn’t have eaten that madras last night. Now I’ve got a bad case of ringus stingus.”
ringus stingus by Big Blue Fish October 21, 2022
"DAY AFTER PROM"

Rachel: I heard Thomas got an std sexually transmitted disease from Jenny.

Sarah: Ew thats susting af! What the hell Jenny?

Jenny: Jenny was never seen nor heard from again... Let this be a warning, always use protection

It was later discovered Jenny was deciphering ancient text in Morocco while concurrently establishing herself as an up and coming billboard model. Her first appearance included a campaign for Valtrex™
Susting by jmpart2 April 20, 2018
Stingus

A stupid dingus
Jenny is SUCH a Stingus
Stingus by Mr. Couch June 29, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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