Surrena 

SSgt David Surrena is often pictured as a cold, stern soldier, with balding, bad eyes, scabies, hump back hump back “I”, foot failure, kanklitus, bionic knee (12.50 cent man), and butt hurt that is a proud democrat.

Damn- look at that old surrena that is really 26 years old.

Surrena by Shade tree November 14, 2003

Surrender Day 

Surrender Day — August 24th 2023 Surrender Day: the first time that a former American President will have an actual mug shot taken; and, face 91 total criminal charges in four jurisdictions. The court ordered surrender or be arrested.

The mug shot of Donald J. Trump, The Mandarin Orange Mussolini is on track to become the most famous presidential portrait in history.

Ironic because Trump refused to either hang or publicly commemorate the portrait of his rival, Barack Hussein Obama.

Donald J. Trump, The Cantaloupe Colored Caligula, has been booked four times in four consecutive months in the same year — 2023.

In Republican debates held on Surrender Day Eve, six of eight Republicans vowed to vote for Trump if he won the Republican Nomination.

One, Vivek Ramaswamy, vowed to pardon Trump of all crimes if became America’s first South-Asian Indian president.

Perspective: in many states, an ex-convict — a returning citizen — who has paid his or her debt to society and successfully served his or her jail time CANNOT VOTE IN A NATIONAL ELECTION. And there is definitely no mention of a pardon

Just sayin’.

Trump — a master of media manipulation — chose Surrender Day purposely to occur during prime time; to occur the day after the Republican Debate; to purposely to upstage the debate; to receive maximum media coverage; and, to still have one day in the news cycle so that he would dominate the news all weekend.

Will we ever fucking learn?

Surrender Day: on this day in American history: Thursday August 24th 2023, Donald J. Trump — The Cantaloupe Colored Caligula — was made to surrender by the State of Atlanta on R.I.C.O charges. He now faces 91 total charges in four (4) different jurisdictions.

Surrender Day by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

Surrender Cobra 

A pose frequently displayed by sports fans after their team has made a disasterous play, or the other team has made an extraordinary play. The Surrender Cobra is sported by placing one's hands on his or her head with elbows splayed to the sides.

When an Auburn player returned Alabama's missed field goal for a game-winning touchdown, Alabama fans around the world displayed the Surrender Cobra

Surrender Cobra by Bourbon & Apple Cider Vinegar March 8, 2016

commercial surrealism 

A style of filmmaking that uses odd angles, zooms, pointless video effects, musical numbers, and sudden noises to try to keep an audience's attention, but ends up just drowning whatever information is intended with sheer noise. Common in the 1990s, for instructional videos and commercials. Best exemplified by Bill Nye.

Coined by the RedLetterMedia series "Best of the Worst"

"Ugh, I didn't learn a thing from that science video, all I got from it is a headache. It was too full of commercial surrealism to understand."

commercial surrealism by FreezingKaiju June 20, 2020

surreal meme 

The best kind of meme. Usually stars mememan. Actually takes a good sense of humor to understand, unlike "relatable" memes.

Your average meme: *Picture of some overblown facial expression* Me when (insert anything here)
Surreal meme: *I taste a vegetal* A N G E R Y

surreal meme by TheRogueToast June 28, 2018

Surreal Estate

Refers to property that exists in the virtual world, that which is "unreal," as opposed to "real" property that exists in the corporeal world. The earliest usage of the term was as the title of the 1976 film "Surreal Estate" (originally titled "Sérail") by Eduardo de Gregorio. Now it is used to refer to property that exists on the World Wide Web (e.g. domains, websites). It has also been used to refer to real estate that is owned by the rich and famous.

Example 1: Facebook.com is a prime piece of surreal estate.

Example 2: I have retained the services of a surreal estate agent to help me sell my website for a huge profit.

Example 3: I am a surreal estate broker in Second Life.

Surreal Estate by lemon1066 March 21, 2011

Surreal 

Surreal: Surreal defines something that is on the brink of being unexplainable. Something Surreal, or Surrealism, is what makes things in life different. It makes things stand out. It makes you think, “Is that possible?” Something surreal cannot be, or can almost not be, described.

Dude… Your painting looks so surreal. Its like fake but real…

Surreal by Agent - 4173 - KETER July 8, 2022