Surprise Baby

When the guy you are hooking up with all of a sudden ghosts on you because he finds out he is having a baby with someone else.

I'm racking my brain why he won't return my calls and I think he's either in Jail or having a surprise baby.

Surprise Baby by Books January 15, 2015

surprise baby brother 

when your mom has another kid long after she should have stopped because someone forgot to use birth control.

there's me, my sister and my surprise baby brother.

surprise baby brother by cheesemac February 18, 2010

hot baby surprise 

A 'hot baby surprise' is the process of setting one's self up to potentially sit next to a cute girl in a lecture class.
This is done by:
1. showing up to class first, or before too many people get there.
2. placing your belongings on a strategically selected desk and leaving.
3. coming back to the class with 1-2 minutes left before the start.
4. hopefully your new seatmate is a cute girl, if so, you have just successfully completed the hot baby surprise.

Joe said he had to leave the class but would be back to hang out after he left his backpack in the lecture hall, he wanted to try out the hot baby surprise.

Don and Jill have been going out for 3 years now. Don met Jill after the two struck up conversation during a class in college. They had met after Don successfully executed the hot baby surprise.

hot baby surprise by giggles86 January 27, 2010

felch baby surprise 

After felching, blowing the semen through the straw into the vagina, resulting in a pregnancy, and subsequently, a baby.

My dad felched my mom and nine months later; felch baby surprise! My brother, Brian, was born.

felch baby surprise by Mishaladycat February 22, 2011

baby what a big surprise 

When a guy shows up at a girls house unannounced with his cock hanging out!

Chad : Hey girl what's up!
Keirsten : Ohh Baby What A Big Surprise!

baby what a big surprise by JDawg 316 August 10, 2016