6 definitions by cheesemac

your biological father as opposed to your stepfather.
So we’re having this party at my bio-dad’s summer house and we’d love if you could join us?
by cheesemac October 16, 2007
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when your mom has another kid long after she should have stopped because someone forgot to use birth control.
there's me, my sister and my surprise baby brother.
by cheesemac February 18, 2010
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when any disagreement no matter how slight between mother and daughter can trigger the argument to end all arguments or argumageddon also applies to fathers and sons and husbands and wives
i left some fingernail clippings on the bathroom floor and my mother went argumageddon on my ass until dad came home and told her to shut up.
by cheesemac February 26, 2012
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the picture in my ava is me that's my hairstyle
by cheesemac February 23, 2010
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Namely when a man or woman revels in privilege while being associated directly with the oppression of others who cannot revel in the same privilege. "Feckless" is the crucial modifier here because it indicates a lack of initiative, consideration, sensitivity and strength of character. see also "feckless fuck" or "feckless dick." Cunt may be applied to both male and female. Was first used by Samantha Bee on her show in reference to Ivanka Trump posting a picture of her and her baby boy the same week that the government began separating children from their parents at the border as an immigration policy.

Other examples include:

1) When your boss takes paternity leave and you can't, posting a photo of him and his family in the break room

2) When Nero fiddled while Rome burned
3) When Nazi concentration camp guards ate dinner while Jews in the camps starved
4) When a lover breaks your heart and wants to be friends
Do something about your dad’s immigration practices you feckless cunt. - Samantha Bee
She stomped my heart into the ground and I had to return the engagement ring and then the feckless cunt texted she wanted to be friends.
by cheesemac June 1, 2018
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micro - relationship - mi-cro- re-la-tion-ship n.

“sense of being incidentally related on a very small scale,” specifically of interpersonal connections which develop in bustling metropolitan areas, as a result of frequent exposure to any individual with whom you have no other overt association, including but not limited to mutual friends, professional overlap or residential proximity. A stranger who happens to appear in your sphere of experience on a regular basis and with whom it becomes necessary for you to interact.
yeah i've had a micro-relationship with the cute coffee guy who grinds the coffee at the corner store for years complete with break ups, sex (with our eyes) and make ups though we never say a word that isn't about coffee

because we have a micro-relationship the bus driver always gives me an extra few to find a seat before he puts the pedal to the metal.
by cheesemac August 16, 2012
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