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Adam: yea, it was. That's my lovemachine.
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Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.
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She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...
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