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superwhore

A psychotic, often egotistical, whore who has fucked all your friends and/or has a weird obession with you and your dick. Will refuse the idea that she's a whore, even though she can be fisted (to which her defence is "a lot of girls can be fisted") and sleeps with any guy that has a dick and a heartbeat. She will claim she is "sexually adventerous" and "sexually open" while claiming that there's a difference between being a whore and liking sex with multiple partners.

Superwhores usually have an undeserved sense of self-worth and think that they are unbelievably good looking. Superwhores will fuck anyone either because they're asked to or because they need to fuck everyone that they know.

You can spot a superwhore's vagina from a mile away, mainly due to the fact that their pussy is like a black hole. Be careful when fucking a superwhore, as their vagina is so big you can probably go spelunking in it. For added precaution, make sure you strap a 2x4 to your ass just so you don't fall in.
"Stacy" is a superwhore, she fucked the entire football team before getting pounded by four guys at the same time. "Stacy" claims she's wholesome, however her vagina has its own postal code and she has had more dick in her than a urinal. Why does she still deny that she's a whore? She is one twisted bitch.

Superpower 2020 

A phrase used by delusional Indian ultranationalists (aka modi worshipping streetshitters) who think it’s possible to transform their literal third world shithole country into a superpower by 2020. But as we all know, this goal was never reached.
Pajeet:hello american saarrr i lub yo cuntry im from india superpower 2020 ps send bobs and vagene of yor sister sir pls do the needful

Normal person: 2020 has long past and your country is still a diseased ridden shithole filled with rapists

Superphobic 

TheRealPitbull: FUcc my definition for super straight got deleted!
Joe Biden: That’s a superphobic hate crime
Superphobic by TheRealPitbull March 21, 2021

Superchode 

1) a chode, but superfied

2) a penis the size of a frisbee (length and widthwise)

3) an awesome punk band from South Philly
"I need to use a belt sander to jerk off my superchode"
Superchode by Yourdaddy January 27, 2004
To surf the Internet via a smartphone, perhaps obsessively
It's rude to surphone while eating lunch with your crush, unless you both are surphoning.
surphone by TheOldProfessor May 16, 2017

superhose 

noun: one who urinates excessively due to a small bladder.

verb: to urinate frequently and with great gusto.
I need to go superhose one again.

Haras' really a superhose when she gets the gatorade bottle going.
superhose by CHINCHILLA December 20, 2012