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Superphobe

One who discriminates against those who identify with the “Super Straightsexuality.
Ben - “Hey friends, Just to let you know I’m super straight
Jessica - “You can’t do that, It’s transphobic
Ben - “No it’s not, It’s a matter of preference and it’s an easy way to know what I am interested in!”
Jessica - “Sorry buddy, I was being a superphobe”
Superphobe by Ano Monus March 3, 2021
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Superphobe

Someone: hey I just wanted to say I’m a superstraight, is that ok
Me/any sane person: sorry no, I’m a superphobe

Superphobe

People who use the word transphobic to describe those who are super straight
Superphobe: hmmm ✨transphobic

Normal person: stop that ur such a superphobe
Superphobe by Smol Toast March 5, 2021

Superphobe

Someone who discriminates a person who identifies as Superstraight; a superphobe

Alternate definition: a person with a IQ higher than that of a gerbil
Guy 1: "Hey guys, I'm Superstraight. I specifically do not want to date trans people. Yes this is a sexuality, I'm part of LGBTQ+ now."
Guy 2, Superphobe: " I'm going to put you in the ground"
Superphobe by TO_THE_MAX March 8, 2021

superphobe

privileged nazis who feel entitled to sex from anyone and will paint you as a "-phobic" to shame you and guilt-rape you
all superphobes are rape enablers and mentally ill
superphobe by Smart-Himbo March 9, 2021

Superphobe

Someone who supports double standards, particularly against super straight people. These types of people claim super straight people are transphobic and that’s why they hate them. They are the same people who won’t shut the fuck up about how they are an ally (dick riding) the LGBTQ+ but they fail to realize that like other sexualities, it’s attraction and that they can’t control it and that’s how they were born. They approve and support homosexuality but disapprove of homophobia. However they disapprove of super straights all around the world and are superphobes.
Guy 1 : Yo Emily is such a superphobe and a hypocrite.
Guy 2 : Yea she’s the embodiment of those 16 yo white girls who put BLM and pride flags on social media
Guy 1 : LMAO

superwhore

A psychotic, often egotistical, whore who has fucked all your friends and/or has a weird obession with you and your dick. Will refuse the idea that she's a whore, even though she can be fisted (to which her defence is "a lot of girls can be fisted") and sleeps with any guy that has a dick and a heartbeat. She will claim she is "sexually adventerous" and "sexually open" while claiming that there's a difference between being a whore and liking sex with multiple partners.

Superwhores usually have an undeserved sense of self-worth and think that they are unbelievably good looking. Superwhores will fuck anyone either because they're asked to or because they need to fuck everyone that they know.

You can spot a superwhore's vagina from a mile away, mainly due to the fact that their pussy is like a black hole. Be careful when fucking a superwhore, as their vagina is so big you can probably go spelunking in it. For added precaution, make sure you strap a 2x4 to your ass just so you don't fall in.
"Stacy" is a superwhore, she fucked the entire football team before getting pounded by four guys at the same time. "Stacy" claims she's wholesome, however her vagina has its own postal code and she has had more dick in her than a urinal. Why does she still deny that she's a whore? She is one twisted bitch.