superboner

A boner that is extra long and hard.

"Wow is that like a superboner?!"

by Capernicus January 13, 2004

superboner

a superboner is a disease that sometimes can be given to you by a smitty or you just get it anyway
what happens when you get this disease is you all you body parts get aroused or erect and eventually you will get hard to anything you see which makes your bones harden and you start to t-pose randomly you will stay like that for awhile

until you stop seeing the object you got aroused by

guy 1:shit bro i got raped by a smitty yesterday but the doctor said i got a superboner

guy 2: fuck

by yelsuiscool December 5, 2018

supergeneral

An adjective used by the YouTuber nadeking to describe a grenade thrown in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive which is easy or of low difficulty to line up, throw and execute correctly.

This combination works out really well, try it out. Supergeneral

by SomeCurtains July 6, 2017

Super Boner

A condition where your penis becomes excessively swollen with blood during an erection. Signs of a super boner include: Pain, extra rigidity, increased shaft length and the inability to ejaculate. It has been rumored that the super boner increases stamina as well, but this has yet to be confirmed.

She gave me a super boner so bad it wouldn't go away all night. I still hurt bro.

by Lil_Buddy December 2, 2009

superdoper

To receive or do something amazing and crave and want more of it.

That crack was superdoper! Could I please have some more.

by Psyfiwhodini September 4, 2017

Superbowel party

the inevitable date with the porcelain throne that occurs every year on the day after the Superbowl

Person 1: Man, I shouldn't have eaten that fourth cheeseburger during halftime.
Person 2: At least you'll have plenty of friends dropping in at your Superbowel party tomorrow

by arfdoggy February 8, 2010

super boner

A boner so strong and substantial that's it utterly incapacitating. It's the kind of boner dreams are made of.

Sometimes when I was a little kid they would just pop out of nowhere and I became completely immobile.

by crazy b February 10, 2005