Skip to main content

Super Mario Bro’d

When her Princess Peach is winking at you during doggie style and you put your thumb up her ass and exclaim “It’s Luigi!”.
Hey, are you that chick I Super Mario Bro’d this morning?

Super Mario / Duck Hunt 

1). A double threat. If somebody is really good at two things. When people do schweet combos.

2). A Classic combo game for the 8-bit. Not the first mario game but the first one Featuring the epic battle between the heroic Mario vs. the malevolent Bowser.
Duck hunt features the legendary laughing dog. Fly Away Quack Quack Quack
1. Did you see that dude kick that guy's ass with that bat while he was drinking a gatorade. Man thats a Super Mario / Duck Hunt.

2. Dude, this fuckin' Super Mario / Duck Hunt game keeps makin' my 8-bit blink, maybe I'll try blowing in it.

Super Mario Drunk 

When you black out while drinking in an unfamiliar place but then, as you sober up, your memory returns later in the night. Now you are somewhere unknown and its only a matter of time before you become too sleepy to find your way back. This is like in the old Mario games when he starts in the middle of a field, you have no idea why or how he got there, but there's a timer counting down before he is fucked. Mario must deal with the situation at hand, just like you.

Much more serious if you forget your phone.
Drew: Dude, where the hell did you go at the end of last night?

Jesse: I somehow ended up at this party with this guy that sorta looked like a Mexican Ron Jeremy who wanted to "make magic" with me, I was so damned super mario drunk.

super mario dat ho 

when you hump a girl from her back nonstop...
last night i was super mario dat ho all night
super mario dat ho by madboy April 11, 2008

Super Mario Dat Hoe! 

When you get high off shrooms, steal an ugly muthafuckas bitch & fuck her up her pipes.
Dude 1 " I can't believe that fat spikey bastard is touching up Tamika Peaches blud...shes like a princess in my eyes ''

Dude 2 " Ya know what fam, take some shrooms & go fuck up that fat bastard ''

Dude 1 " Yeah man I might just do that....''

*3 Hours later*

Dude 2 " So did ya buss that fat nigga up? ''

Dude 1 " Straight up fam, I super mario'ed dat hoe too ''

Dude 2 " No way! You fucked her up her batty!? ''

Dude 1 " Skeen blud ''

Dude 2 " Argh...gimme firms blud you a G now! ''

Yeah..Super Mario Dat Hoe!!!
Super Mario Dat Hoe! by HiTop Fadez January 19, 2008

Super Mario Divorce 

When player two disconnects.
"Things haven't been going so good with my wife lately; we just filed for Super Mario Divorce the other day."