Super Slide

When you meant to say suicide but attocorrect hates you.

(Texts)
My friend:hey wanna hear a punny joke
Me: Oh god please no
My friend: oh, okay ;-;
Me: good, cuz your jokes make me wanna commit super slide
My friend: Wut?
Me :Ugh I hate autocorrect
My friend:???
Me: I meant Suicide ;-;
My friend: are my jokes really that bad ;-;
Me: Yes

(This is a literal convo I had with my friend)

by HelloImmaPerson September 19, 2019

Super Slide

Approx. 50 foot high 100 foot wide slide that was a family amusement before they invented water slides. It was shaped like a wave with about three humps. You paid a small fee and slid down. 1960s fad the went under due to lack of interest and law suits.

Wanna go on the Super Slide?
Ok!
Here we go!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

by thedzone October 12, 2009

kermit super slide

its technically suicide/kermit slip and slide but even more epicly done.

im gonna kermit super slide

by gamermcgamermcgay September 03, 2020

icy purple headed super slide

The act of a girl eating a grape popsicle, coating herself in Icy Hot, and then giving dome to a man taking an ice bath. For best results eat more than one popsicle.

Also a game on coolmathgames.com

I heard Barbara gave Tom the “Icy Purple Headed Super Slide” after our Bible session yesterday.

by GaligayoGalilei February 25, 2021

super fun happy slide

A drink/drugs bender of epic proportions

''Steve, what you do this weekend?''
''Mate I went on the super fun happy slide, I couldn't even spell my own face''

by superfunhappyslide March 07, 2008

Super Fun Happy Slide

You'll find out when you hit the bottom.

Super fun happy slide. No. I guess killing people will be fun enough.

by yes August 05, 2003