Sambassador

The ambassador from our dweebish social group into the worl of males(oh lawd), but mainly sex. She educates us on all the different aspects of sex, and enlightens our geekish minds.

Sambassador: Hey Guyz!
Geek 1: Hey rude dude!
Sambassador: I have sex yesterz, BOH YAH!
Geek 2: Wowza, what was it like?
Sambassador: Well...

by MAZZLE_MIZZLE May 5, 2009

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ambassador pineapple

A creative term for hand grenade, coined by Gordon Freeman while on his adventure through black Mesa in the machinima Freeman's mind

"this sounds like a job for ambassador pineapple, you'll be representing me out on the floor today" *explosion* "and we've come to a resolution*

by Freakingdoomguy April 18, 2019

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Usually not a barista but office staff with to much extracurricular activities who follow all available coffee training rather than doing the work they were hired to do. After becoming coffee ambassador they will spend even less time working. It was intended for promoting coffee but usually these coffee ambassadors feel that they are better than anybody else. They are the kind of person that will tell somebody who drinks gourmet coffee that they are wrong because it is not roasted the Starbucks way or to tell a barista that he or she is doing his or her work the wrong way. Usually wears blinders and can not see things any other way than their own way. Despised by people who make coffee for a living and consider a parasite and a coffee tourist rather than a professional

The coffee ambassador refused to admit to the gourmet coffee drinker that there are coffees that taste better that Starbucks coffee. She even defended the taste of Pike Place roast without ever drinking it herself.

by Howard Schultz October 11, 2008

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Ambassadors Hedge

Immaculately trimmed minge - pencil thin but clearly visible.

Porn stars love an Ambassadors Hedge as do BBC newsreaders and Ambassadors wives.

by waz funnell June 10, 2010

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Jambassador

An over-the-top fanatic of Jamba Juice, aggressively promoting the dietary benefits to anyone within earshot. Typicallt sneers at diets of energy drinks, Good & Plentys, licorice, and donuts.

Pam: You really should give up the Monster drinks and switch to something healthy, like Jamba Juice.
Mark: Wow. You're such a Jambassador. Give it a rest.

by just_warming_up September 10, 2009

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