Consultant: Hey you, medical student, what in the name of Netters are you doing?
Med Student: Surgexting my boyfriend how amazing this LIMA bypass surgery is!
Consultant: Get a life while you still can!

Surgexting by SleepingwithNaked June 10, 2011

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Sunsetting

The act of making something disappear without bringing notice or attention. A reference to endings of movies where the main character rides off into the sunset with no explanation or knowledge of the destination.

Regularly used to describe the act of abandoning a vehicle that has been set in motion with intent for it to continue moving 'towards the sunset'.

"I need you to get rid of the car we stole during the heist."

"Don't worry boss, I've been sunsetting cars since I was 16."

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"You need to sunset that ride. Drive safe, Baby"

- Kevin Spacey (Baby Driver, 2017)

Sunsetting by babydriverbossbaby September 4, 2022

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Shitexting

texting while taking a shit

"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"

Shitexting by ncsu628 October 30, 2008

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Subtexting

Utilizing SMS or TXT messaging to convey information to a close proximity acquaintance that you may not want everyone else around you to know.

Becca desperately needed to tell Elena that the guy she was hitting on was into dressing up like a baby during sex. Though the situation was dire, she saved the day and kept her friend from the freaky-freaky through the clever use of subtexting.

Subtexting by MrMees October 16, 2008

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