The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busypeople out there.
I had a big party to getpeople invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.
-"hey guys, you know what one of my favorite things to do is?"
-"no, what is it?"
-" i love sitting on the toilet and i especially love shitxting them while i do it."
Consultant: Hey you, medical student, what in the name of Netters are you doing?
Med Student: Surgexting my boyfriend how amazing this LIMA bypass surgery is!
Consultant: Get a life while you still can!