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suitexting 

The act of claiming or threatening suicidal intent via text message, more often for dramatic effect and response versus actual intent.
Tiffany has been suitexting me all week and I'm sick and tired of it
suitexting by CrisisGuy190 April 12, 2009
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Shtexting 

The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.
I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.
Shtexting by local 5 1 June 20, 2009
When you text parts or all of the lyrics to a song your listening to or you just know of.
Jamie- AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU~
Gannett- what are you doing Jamie

Jamie- I'm sinexting
Sinexting by Just_a_person March 13, 2015

shiteating cocksucker 

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.
"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

shitxting 

texting while or during the act of shitting.
-"hey guys, you know what one of my favorite things to do is?"
-"no, what is it?"
-" i love sitting on the toilet and i especially love shitxting them while i do it."
shitxting by double0shitxter August 20, 2009

Surgexting 

Texting from underneath of scrubs while in the Operating Theatre.
Consultant: Hey you, medical student, what in the name of Netters are you doing?
Med Student: Surgexting my boyfriend how amazing this LIMA bypass surgery is!
Consultant: Get a life while you still can!
Surgexting by SleepingwithNaked June 10, 2011

Sextexting

When two people text eachother through their cellphones, saying dirty things. Similar to online sex, but through texting instead.
"Me and Josh were sextexting for so long last night. It made me so horny."
Sextexting by Meredith T. December 24, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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