suitexting

The act of claiming or threatening suicidal intent via text message, more often for dramatic effect and response versus actual intent.

Tiffany has been suitexting me all week and I'm sick and tired of it

by CrisisGuy190 April 12, 2009

Shtexting

The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.

I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.

by local 5 1 June 20, 2009

Sinexting

When you text parts or all of the lyrics to a song your listening to or you just know of.

Jamie- AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU~
Gannett- what are you doing Jamie

Jamie- I'm sinexting

by Just_a_person March 13, 2015

shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

shitxting

texting while or during the act of shitting.

-"hey guys, you know what one of my favorite things to do is?"
-"no, what is it?"
-" i love sitting on the toilet and i especially love shitxting them while i do it."

by double0shitxter August 20, 2009

Surgexting

Texting from underneath of scrubs while in the Operating Theatre.

Consultant: Hey you, medical student, what in the name of Netters are you doing?
Med Student: Surgexting my boyfriend how amazing this LIMA bypass surgery is!
Consultant: Get a life while you still can!

by SleepingwithNaked June 10, 2011

Sextexting

When two people text eachother through their cellphones, saying dirty things. Similar to online sex, but through texting instead.

"Me and Josh were sextexting for so long last night. It made me so horny."

by Meredith T. December 24, 2008