Surgexting 

Texting from underneath of scrubs while in the Operating Theatre.

Consultant: Hey you, medical student, what in the name of Netters are you doing?
Med Student: Surgexting my boyfriend how amazing this LIMA bypass surgery is!
Consultant: Get a life while you still can!

Surgexting by SleepingwithNaked June 10, 2011

surgeoning 

The act of exiting a public bathroom, without touching anything after washing one's hands (in order to avoid germs).

The result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the OR. Thus the word.

A:I am sorry it took so long, I was surgeoning and could not elbow the door open.
B: No problem. Next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.

surgeoning by OCD Panda November 10, 2011

shrexting 

Texting people about cumming all ogre.

Example: This boy won't stop shrexting me! He keeps on sending images of his genitalia with the message "this is my swamp."

shrexting by booty_swamp July 14, 2014

Serexting 

v: The act of serenading another person through text messaging; attempting to recreate the serenade experience through typed lyrics and onomotopoeiatic language.

-what was that song you were singing earlier?
-just a friend by biz markie
-how did it go again?
-oh baby you, you got what i neee-eeed, but you say he just a friend, yeah you say he just a friend YEAH BABY YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEE-EEEED, but you say he just a friend, and you say he just a friend.
-wow.... you're serexting me.

Serexting by stonechurro68 March 30, 2011

Shrexting 

Sexting using references or puns related to the movie Shrek.

We were shrexting last night and it got so hot. She invited me to her swamp and I told her I want to kiss her all ogre. We’re for sure going to Smash Mouths later.

Shrexting by sarahsfunny June 7, 2018

Shrexting 

It’s like shrexting but with shrek themed memes.

Nah, girl. Me and her aren’t serious. We just shrexting

Shrexting by Kellydidededed May 10, 2018

Subtexting 

Utilizing SMS or TXT messaging to convey information to a close proximity acquaintance that you may not want everyone else around you to know.

Becca desperately needed to tell Elena that the guy she was hitting on was into dressing up like a baby during sex. Though the situation was dire, she saved the day and kept her friend from the freaky-freaky through the clever use of subtexting.

Subtexting by MrMees October 16, 2008