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When you were on a promise to get a blow job but end up with nothing
I went round to her house on a promise for a blowjob but got suckall
Suckall by jaffaw July 14, 2009
Words you can keep

suckball 

A perjorative term for someone annoying or undesirable.
My suckball brother Hank still owes me 50 dollars.
suckball by stop it loser February 20, 2009

suckalicious 

meaning something is extremely bad/sucky, derived from the words suck and delicious. Meaning that the unfortunate events/things are so bad that they would be delicious.
My day was suckalicious.
suckalicious by yogachick December 14, 2009

Suckalize 

The term of a legendary song called Suckalize

Suckalize: To suck someone very VERY hard.
"Suckalize it now..!"
Suckalize by Arxchez January 31, 2023

suckable 

the ability of a distinguished gentleman to get some out of this world head. Only certain men are suckable and they deserve out of this world head because they handle their business in a world class manner.GQ men are naturally more suckable than non GQ men.
Ryan Reynolds is suckable and deserving of some world class head.

Bill O' Reilly is not suckable and does not deserve ANY head, simply because he is Bill O' Reilly.
suckable by E.Z. Sizemore November 25, 2010
An erotic term for fingers or toes
Oh my god Becky, did you see Johns suckables?
suckables by suckableexpert44 December 20, 2017

SUCKALLISCIOUS 

Suck worthy; someone or thing that's sooo tempting and good to suck on; a tasty food that is pleasurable to savor and suck on until completely consumed; a very desirable object, place or person so interesting you just God to suck it all in, out, up, down, to the balls, in the face and all around, enjoying every sacred bit of sensual purpose and deliciousness; recherché; choice; rare; remarkable; basically something you LOVE to SUCK on without reservation or limitation; thumb; phat cock; fine pussy; popsicle; lollipop; milk; game; sport; classic car; jewelry; awesomely good; undeniably satisfying, valuable, sexy, delightful; the most exciting; impossible to resist; deeply desirable; heavenly refined; treasure.
There is only one homo sapien on earth who is truly SUCKALLISCIOUS in my opine - Master Jeff Wielandt. I'd sell my soul to suck on his SUCKALLISCIOUS skinfoot Every Day and Night, Evening and Morning, Breakfast and Supper - I'd take it all down !
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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