Haven't you ever heard that one?
Not quite like the French "you suck hairy balls", but close
YEAH DAMMIT!
Shit: Yo, fagget! I'll punch you in the balls!
Fuck: You might as well suck your own instead, cause I got NOOO balllz!
Shit: I bet you ate em!
Fuck: I bet I'll eat your too!
Shit: Not before I ejaculate all over your turd face!
DeeDee: Did you have fun at the bar last night with Danny?
NJ: Eh, I couldn't really get a word in because he just sucked his own dick the whole time.
DeeDee: What! I didn't know you could suck your own dick.
NJ: I just mean he wouldn't talk about anything except for how cool he is. I don't care how many famous people he hangs out with or how many parties he gets invited to, but that's all he cares about.