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submersed 

Texas hard rock/alternative metal quintet Submersed blend heavy volume with heavy issues that reflect their rugged individualism and ambition to be a "positive force for change." Formed in the late-'90s in the small town of Stephenville, the group consists of vocalist Donald Carpenter, lead guitarist/vocalist Eric Friedman, bassist Kelan Luker, guitarist TJ Davis, and drummer Garrett Whitlock. The band released In Due Time on Wind Up Records in September of 2004.
Submersed's vocalist, Erid Friedman, is one of the most talented vocalists I have ever heard.
submersed by ashleyll July 18, 2008
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Submerged Soviet Chainsaw 

If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.
Mikhail: Sex life is not good. We do Submerged Soviet Chainsaw.

Helga: Yes. We make sex life better.

Submerged Skeet

A derogatory term against Dutch people, skeet (sperm) referring to their abundance of prostitutes, and submerged because a large portion of the country is completely below sea level and at Poseidon's mercy.
I had a dutch customer in my restaurant last week, guy ate here with his whole family for 200$ and didn't tip, those Submerged Skeet's are all the same
Submerged Skeet by gayshitposter February 5, 2018

Summerset 

A currently unsigned band from Buffalo New York,
person 1: Hey whats a really awesome band that I don't know about?

person 2:
Summerset, check em out on myspace
Summerset by Wisdom Cube April 30, 2006

cody summered 

to get hit by a truck while crossing the street, believing you are going to survive, and then dying 2 days later in the hospital.
dude that guy just got hit by a truck, i wonder if he'll get cody summered
cody summered by bigboss839 November 2, 2008
A way to describe how one spends or has spent the summer months. A term most often used by those of affluence.
Last year my mate and I summered in New Jersey.
summered by Michael Papuga January 10, 2006

submerged whale 

When a girls underwear can be seen through he pants, because they are too tight.
Guy 1: Yo dude did you see Becky bend over?
Guys 2: Yeah man, you could see her submerged Whale!
Guy 1: Submerged Whale?
Guys 2: The next best thing to a Whale Tale, when you can see her underwear outline!
Guys 1: Ohhh!
submerged whale by ImCBass December 15, 2013