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Subnormality!
a webcomic written and illustrated by Winston Rowntree since 2007. often utilises the wall of text. the subject matter is highly satirical, usually political, and often though-provoking. he also jabs fun of Nickelback a lot.
reoccurring characters include a pink-haired young woman and a sphinx.
is published on VirusComix.com and claims to update weekly, although in reality, it's more like monthly
reoccurring characters include a pink-haired young woman and a sphinx.
is published on VirusComix.com and claims to update weekly, although in reality, it's more like monthly
First Subnormality! comic featuring the Sphinx
Sphinx: "What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?"
Oedipus: "Ha! It's MAN, because --"
Sphinx: "WRONG! It's WOMAN, you chauvinist swine! Writhe in agony!" (laser beams come out of eyes, Oedipus dies, we laugh)
Sphinx: "What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?"
Oedipus: "Ha! It's MAN, because --"
Sphinx: "WRONG! It's WOMAN, you chauvinist swine! Writhe in agony!" (laser beams come out of eyes, Oedipus dies, we laugh)
Subnormality! by ColleenTheKid October 28, 2009
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Sub-normal
Teacher: What are the four seasons?
Pupil: Salt, mustard, pepper and vinegar.
Teacher: Do your parents know your sub-normal?
Pupil: Salt, mustard, pepper and vinegar.
Teacher: Do your parents know your sub-normal?
Sub-normal by Casper Cousins February 27, 2011
Subdermal body armor
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Subdermal Messaging
Subdermal Messaging by beelzabitch December 31, 2009
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subdermal nigger by Ebolainfestedape December 25, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.