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Subnormality!
a webcomic written and illustrated by Winston Rowntree since 2007. often utilises the wall of text. the subject matter is highly satirical, usually political, and often though-provoking. he also jabs fun of Nickelback a lot.
reoccurring characters include a pink-haired young woman and a sphinx.
is published on VirusComix.com and claims to update weekly, although in reality, it's more like monthly
reoccurring characters include a pink-haired young woman and a sphinx.
is published on VirusComix.com and claims to update weekly, although in reality, it's more like monthly
First Subnormality! comic featuring the Sphinx
Sphinx: "What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?"
Oedipus: "Ha! It's MAN, because --"
Sphinx: "WRONG! It's WOMAN, you chauvinist swine! Writhe in agony!" (laser beams come out of eyes, Oedipus dies, we laugh)
Sphinx: "What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?"
Oedipus: "Ha! It's MAN, because --"
Sphinx: "WRONG! It's WOMAN, you chauvinist swine! Writhe in agony!" (laser beams come out of eyes, Oedipus dies, we laugh)
Subnormality! by ColleenTheKid October 28, 2009
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Sub-normal
Teacher: What are the four seasons?
Pupil: Salt, mustard, pepper and vinegar.
Teacher: Do your parents know your sub-normal?
Pupil: Salt, mustard, pepper and vinegar.
Teacher: Do your parents know your sub-normal?
Sub-normal by Casper Cousins February 27, 2011
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