Sualp 

Sualp is a Turkish cool guy with hot ladies around him.

He is a body with his computer and a software master.
Sualp likes rock music and play with his electro guitar.

What a electro-boy tsd

Person 1: Oh look! Sualp is coming. I think he has something to want.
Person 2: Run!

Look at that man. He broke all beds in four seconds.

"Far lands, there was a man named ulkucusolcu. The stories of our ancestors says there was bloody things at those lands"

Sualp by retrrroooknight November 21, 2021

sualp 

SUALP is the most fakest person in the world. Also he is a hypocrite who is never be honest.

Don’t act like SUALP pls.

sualp by Blablubla November 21, 2021

Indian Scalp Massage 

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.

I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."

Indian Scalp Massage by Milan the dude April 22, 2015

salpremacy

the religion & faith of sal from impractical jokers founders are lyndsey yanich and ismery bonilla

hey, are you a follower of salpremacy?

salpremacy by Ismery April 10, 2021

Scalper 

The scum of the Earth who are too incapable to get an actual job

This scalper dickhead just made this prices of Nintendo Switch’s triple

Scalper by MikeMillion July 16, 2020

Scalper 

An asshole who preorders/buys an item as soon as it's available and resells it at a higher price point than the item originally sold for. Usually is fat, lazy, or has no actual job.

Johnny: I went to Gamestop to get the new Destiny game and they were out of stock and I had to buy it from a scalper.
David: What an asshole, preying upon innocent people wanting to buy something that they find interesting.

Scalper by JFK Shot First June 10, 2017

sulphagne 

Sulphagne is produced by mixing iron rich champagne with a small quantity of sulphur. The proper ratio for the reaction is 17 bottlesworth of champagne to 1 heaping teaspoon of sulphur. It should be noted to get better quality champagne because there is no hiding quality. Once ingested it has the peculiar effect of producing vaporizing lasers from the eyes of a subject when he/she focuses on any object. This is commonly observed in the waste disposal industry as the most simple way of dealing with waste.

After a large beaker of sulphagne was ingested the subject was asked to focus on the test tube. It quickly disappeared.

sulphagne by Shizzle_Dizzle_fo'_Rizzle January 27, 2009