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A person who refuses to back down from an argument/ discussion, even while they are in the right.
Sorry to be such a stutler about this, but you're wrong.
Stutler by RayePepper April 5, 2023

Did I Stutter?! 

What one says when someone doesn’t listen to you or seemingly doesn’t understand what you are saying despite you being clear.
Did I Stutter?!:
Michael: An urban, yeah, Stanley? You wanna help us out with that?… Stanley, earth to Stanley…
Stanley: Not me.
Michael: Yes you. Come on, Stanley, put your little game down and join the group.
Stanley: No.
Michael: Stanley, we’re havin a little…
Stanley: Leave me alone, dammit.
Michael: We’re havin a little brainstorm session…
Stanley: DID I STUTTER?
Did I Stutter?! by MrScotty September 5, 2022

Stutterclick

The accidental clicking of an unintended web link due to a frame shift which can occur during the millisecond between the time you actually click something and the time the click is registered by your device.

Generally occurs when you are rapidly trying reach a web link after you thought a page was done loading but really wasn't. The page looks complete and safe to click, and then it does the Ickey Shuffle on you.

Leads to an unintended opening of an incorrect website which can have many dire consequences - including missing out on concert tickets, annoying pop-ups, and quite possibly your wife thinking you clicked on Ashley Madison when you really didn't mean to. It is widely believed possibly by at least one economist that the next global financial crash and recession will be caused by a Stutterclick.

Quite possibly the most annoying thing about a computer since your dialup access to AOL was interrupted by somebody in the house picking up the phone while you were in the "Married and Flirting" chatroom.
(wife, to husband) ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME, I SEE YOU ARE ON ASHLEY MADISON!!
(husband, to wife) I swear, I was trying to check my fantasy football score and I stutterclicked!

(husband, to wife) Honey, what the hell happened to our 401K? Our retirement savings is wiped out!
(wife, to husband, sobbing) Oh my god I'm so sorry, I was just trying to get onto Ashley Madison and I stutterclicked!
Stutterclick by RATTnroll October 31, 2016

fuck stutter 

When someone loses the ability to think or complete a sentence without saying fuck a bunch of times.
Ahhh, that fuckin fuckin, ahh fuck that fuckin fuck fuck. FUCK!
fuck stutter by DO.g March 9, 2004

Statler and Waldorf

The two old grumpy men who sat in the balcony during the Muppet Show. They are two O G mother fuckers, who pioneered the art of modern day Hating.
"Sup man how was that comedy show last night at the MLK Civic Center?"
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "
Statler and Waldorf by DeuceBlue January 18, 2009

Did I Stutter 

when you insult someone and they say, "What did you just say??" it is the best response...ever
alyssa: you fat ho!
triece: what did you just say?
alyssa: did i stutter??
Did I Stutter by Angelacia June 20, 2007