The handsome, young English actor who most recently portrayed Roger Gosselyn in the 2004 film, Being Julia. He is also, indeed, impossibly good looking & possesses the talent necessary for a successful acting career.
A small town in southwestern Michigan known for Kirsch Company (which has since moved), Tom Bodett (the Motel 6 guy), and not much else. It is a huge meth lab area, and is also known as Little Mexico.
Random person: So you live in Sturgis? Whats it like in South Dakota? Do you ever go see Mount Rushmore?
Unfortunate Sturgis Resident: Um, you're thinking of a different Sturgis. I'm from the crappy one in Michigan.