Ridgemaster

One who displays a lack of ability in general.

Someone who fails at life.
by fozzy31 November 06, 2008
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Sturgid

Only to be used in conjunction with "ridgemaster".

Exlcusive adjective to emphasise only that word
L**n, you have surpassed your previous fails at life, proving yourself to be a Sturgid Ridgemaster
by fozzy31 May 14, 2009
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