Stumply 

Inordinately short-legged, compared to the remaining body.

That Bassett Hound's legs certainly are stumply looking!

Stumply by Bionic Brian Buddy March 14, 2022

Stumpy 

When ones height is exceeded by their width

That nigga so stumpy he must be related to Spencer Friedman

Stumpy by Savage mike March 4, 2019

Stumpling 

Another name for a dwarf or midget or small person

look over there at that stumpling riding a three legged donkey

Stumpling by possiblylewisholms April 22, 2015

Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!

Australian expression of surprise and near-disbelief at some information. From the Lambing Flat district of New South Wales

Your eight-year-old ewes are giving birth to triplets? Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!

Well cut me down and call me Stumpy! by Victoria Anderson January 3, 2007

Stumpled 

When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.

"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."

Stumpled by Kahrispy October 13, 2011

Grumpy Stumpy 

When you wake up with morning wood and can’t get rid of the boner, so you get angry. The anger leads to being increasingly focused on erection, making it stick around for longer and creating a vicious paradox.

Goddamn it, I got a grumpy stumpy. I’m gonna be late to class

Grumpy Stumpy by Fratty’s Pub March 12, 2022

stumpy fuck 

A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.

Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"

stumpy fuck by Mark/Andrew XC September 14, 2010