stumpky

nasty ass stubby stinky hoe

jessica: “sarah was talking about how you always wear weave”
shaniya: “bye asl. tell that stumpky ass bitch mind her business”

by blasiibabii December 23, 2020

Stumpy

When ones height is exceeded by their width

That nigga so stumpy he must be related to Spencer Friedman

by Savage mike March 4, 2019

Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!

Australian expression of surprise and near-disbelief at some information. From the Lambing Flat district of New South Wales

Your eight-year-old ewes are giving birth to triplets? Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!

by Victoria Anderson January 3, 2007

Grumpy Stumpy

When you wake up with morning wood and can’t get rid of the boner, so you get angry. The anger leads to being increasingly focused on erection, making it stick around for longer and creating a vicious paradox.

Goddamn it, I got a grumpy stumpy. I’m gonna be late to class

by Fratty’s Pub March 12, 2022

stumpy fuck

A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.

Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"

by Mark/Andrew XC September 14, 2010

Stumpy

A student at State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry, less obnoxiously SUNY ESF. Many students identify themselves as a "Stumpy" (or "Stumpie"). The nickname was given to students by their neighbors at Syracuse University, probably in the 1920s, and most-likely refers to forestry "stump jumpers". Although originally used as an insult, today, most students embrace the nickname with pride.


basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.

"We are stumpys and proud!"

by mb_esf October 18, 2008

Richard/Dick Archer (Stumpy)

Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.

oh no here comes EL STUMP, backs against the walls, corks at the ready.

by James Wilkinson November 8, 2004