Stroming 

To coax the sound from a drum.

Not striking the drum, stroming the drum.

Stroming by Lenny Backstrom September 15, 2025

Stroking gun 

When someone is caught masturbating.

Little Dougie was caught with his stroking gun in the bathroom.

Stroking gun by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

have fun storming the castle 

A.) A quote by Miracle Max in one of the greatest movies of the eighties, The Princess Bride.

B.) An awesome song by an awesome band (Bayside), off the album Shudder.

C.) Good luck with that; sarcastic optimism in a hopeless situation.

A.)
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie (his wife): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."

B.)
"Wicked are the ones who dare to think outside the box!"

C.)
Person 1: "I gotta go to work."
Person 2: "Have fun storming the castle."

have fun storming the castle by hootertooter11 April 15, 2009

Stroking the Wookie 

Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.

Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

Stroking the Wookie by Bond & Tinkham January 1, 2011

tinder storming 

When you sit on tinder (or any other dating app) for hours to meet lots of prospective dates in the hope that some will actually meet you in person.

Dude, Jeremy went tinder storming last night and got three dates.

tinder storming by Octagon8 January 27, 2016

Dry Stroking 

1.) The act of masturbation without lubrication.
2.) The act of shorting someone i.e. Sand bagging.

1.)ex. Oh I totally dry stroked it last night.

2.)ex. Nerdahl you have got to be dry stroking me!

Dry Stroking by eskimo samurai March 23, 2009

Salami Stroking

The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)

Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.

Salami Stroking by Numba 1 Meskin April 23, 2011