Stamboner
Stamboner by Spot Collins February 24, 2011
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stationeria
(n.) a subtype of hysteria (as in dissociative disorder) characterized by severe infatuation and obsession with novelty stationery items, for which a novelty stationery buff likely suffers from
(stationeria is a portmanteau coined by blending the words stationery and hysteria)
(stationeria is a portmanteau coined by blending the words stationery and hysteria)
Many crafters, designers, and avid stationery collectors suffer from stationeria as they are completely obsessed with novelty stationery items that are over the top cute, so much so that they are willing to spend top dollar to import these items from overseas, to buy from online auction, or even to line up for days on end outside stationery pop-up stores. People who suffer from stationeria are crazed fans of novelty stationery items.
stationeria by stationeria May 9, 2019
Related Words
Stamboner • Samboner • Shamboner • Slam-boner • Saboner • slambone • stabone • stambened • stationery • Steboner
Saboner
When a man gets such a mega-huger raging boner that it is compared to the greatest man of all time, Arvydas Sabonis
Saboner by Joe Houses June 18, 2011
stambened
Last night I got so stambened that I ended up with my pants off, slamming my head in a pizza box; or atleast thats what the videotape showed.
stambened by Burkenstauk September 8, 2008
Samboner
A sandwich connoisseur from the Philadelphia area. A samboner will talk for hours on end about slab vs chopped cheesesteaks, Wiz vs American vs Cooper Sharp, broccoli rabe vs creamed spinach in a roast pork sambo, not to mention debates over sambo-producing venues.
Along with "sambo" (noun, sandwich) another variation of samboner is "sambone" (verb, to eat a sambo and assess its merits on video for other samboners).
Along with "sambo" (noun, sandwich) another variation of samboner is "sambone" (verb, to eat a sambo and assess its merits on video for other samboners).
"Any real samboner knows you need a seeded jawn to soak up the juices in a Roast Pork sambo."
"I can't trust online reviews these days because they are all paid advertisements. I need to talk to a samboner before we order hoagies next week. If it's good, I might even whip out my iPhone and sambone it myself."
"I can't trust online reviews these days because they are all paid advertisements. I need to talk to a samboner before we order hoagies next week. If it's good, I might even whip out my iPhone and sambone it myself."
Samboner by Toastwaver January 22, 2021
Stambler Zone
Stambler Zone by Robert May 24, 2004
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