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Describing the physical symptoms of being high or intoxicated. When high, your common symptoms are heart rate is faster, eyes are sore or red; feet feel heavy, hunger, drowsiness, slurred speech, or confusion. When a person is ‘strokin’, they are describing how they are experiencing these symptoms in a nerve, aggravating, or uncomfortable way which is ultimately blowing a high or drunken stanza. When drugs are used, a person may ‘stroke’ which is failure in the brain or heart raced to fast and causes death. Therefore, when a person inflicts that they are ‘strokin’ during a bad high or trip, tend to their care or health.
Mae: Damn, what kind of shit was that Oliver? I fucking strokin.
Oliver: That was some good shit, why whats wrong with you?
Mae: My heart is pounding and my head is twirling!
Strokin by Newport Boo 813 April 4, 2008

Strokin' 

To make love to the woman that you love the best.
You can stroke it to the East or the West.
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said,
"I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'"

**What a woman says when you are strokin'
'Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter'
Strokin' by ClarenceCarter May 27, 2009

Strokin the Moon 

The act of jerking off during a full moon.
Don't try to call or get a hold of me on July 19th because I will be Strokin the Moon.
Strokin the Moon by JAZ_254 June 17, 2016

strokin out 

when a person has a stroke
after eating all those hotdogs that guy just started strokin out
strokin out by Pascoe May 6, 2006

Strokin' a Yakker 

When virtual (via chat or email) flirtacious interpersonal interaction occurs between two strangers or common 'virtual' friends and, while one of the participants assumes that the other person is good looking, the assumed-to-be good looking person is, in fact, below the other participants expectations.

In short, defines the action of flirting with an ugly person when in fact the person flirting thinks the ugly person is either hot or smokin' hot.
Tom: Dude, did you see how I was flirting with Kate's friend Kim on the email chain this morning? I was on point.
Ted: Dude, do you even know what Kim looks like?
Tom: Nah, man. Is she hot?
Ted: Negative. You've been strokin' a yakker.
Strokin' a Yakker by esuohe November 22, 2006

Strokin’ Deuce 

Reference to anal sex.
Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.

I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.
Strokin’ Deuce by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
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