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Stroker's Guilt 

That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.
I suffered Stroker's Guilt after getting off to a midget clown gang bang.
Stroker's Guilt by Dyzko November 12, 2016
Word of the Day on April 28, 2017

Stroker's dilemma 

The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.
I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.
Stroker's dilemma by goyo May 2, 2017

stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,
I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

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《¤》Catheterization《¤》'《¤》S 《¤》Three《¤》Propels《¤》And《¤》Three《¤》Strokes《¤》

Stroke Seat 

The seat closest to the stern of a racing shell. Called stroke because he/she is in charge of keeping a steady stroke rate.
coxwain-Bring it down stroke seat.
stroke seat-RATE!?
Stroke Seat by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 24, 2006

Different Strokes Syndrome 

A book, television show or movie which seemed to be awesome when seen as a child but turn out to be unbearably shitty as an adult.
1. I tried to watch Voltron the other day. What a terrible show! I can't believe we watched that shit back in the day. Talk about Different Strokes Syndrome.

2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.