Captain Birdseye`s Cock

Descriptive word for something very salty
Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock
by kendohmassif January 06, 2006
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stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,
I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time
by kendohmassif March 08, 2009
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