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Striffle 

to stick your dong in an ear
Brian got striffled so hard
Striffle by ghettomang64530 February 1, 2007
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stiffledorf 

a woman who is a side footed straight legged swamp donkey.
look at her walkin around all locked kneed and sidefooted, like a goddamn duck....fuckin stiffledorf
stiffledorf by frank le tank July 2, 2017

Strufflet 

Guy 1: Did you hear about Kai? He got into a Strufflet.
Guy 2: Damn, where?
Guy 1: At the gay bar downtown.
Guy 1: I hear Strufflets are common over there...
Strufflet by TheLatino December 6, 2011

Eric Stiffler

A legendary loss of verginity that will be reminisced upon by the human race for years to come . A Eric stiffler is a rare occasion and should be considered a life acompishment.
Drake: dude did you hear stewart stole a bike and rode it 8 miles to meet a girl at the 50 yard line of our rival school and fucked her twice !
Marcus: yeah i heard man , hes A total Eric Stiffler !

stifflers mom 

Well, Stifflers mom.(from American Pie)
Finch boned Stifflers mom.
milf boy 1-"Hey dude, your'e the guy who boned Stifflers mom."

milf boy 2-"Dude if i didn't need to pee so bad i'd shake your hand."
stifflers mom by GirlSkater February 10, 2004

stifflers mom 

N. A term exactly similar to milf but usually one who will actually get with the younger boys she attracts.
(obviously originating from American Pie Series)
CJ; oh my she is such a milf, do you think she's like stacey's mom or stifflers mom ?
stifflers mom by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

scriffle 

verb - To ruffle and scratch esp. when petting an animal.
My Jack Russel gets hyper if you scriffle him.
scriffle by Mercury_Zero December 2, 2013
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