Stiffles

When a women (or man) gets cold and there nipples harden

"Jeez its getting cold in here"
"OMG YOU HAVE STIFFLES"
"Lick them"
ECT....

by Jake-AUS November 9, 2006

stiffles

a male or female with seemingly permanent or everlasting stiff nipples.

lol calm down with those stiffles

by ohcrapnospacebar November 5, 2010

stiffles revenge

After you bang your bird you reach under bed for your cum sock. You slip it on your hand like its a sock puppet. When you get ole girls attention you yell "Arrrggghh i gots your booty now take the revenge of Stiffle the Forth" and rub the sock on her mouth as it were kissing.

Bro 1: man Amy was still spitting and complaining of the cuts to her lip from my cum sock.

Bro2: OMG you did not! You let her be attacked by Stiffles Revenge? You heartless prick.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023

stiffledorf

a woman who is a side footed straight legged swamp donkey.

look at her walkin around all locked kneed and sidefooted, like a goddamn duck....fuckin stiffledorf

by frank le tank July 2, 2017

Test Sniffles

The sniffles you get during a test by tilting your head downward and allowing your sinuses to drain out toward your nose (causing a runny nose). This is worsened by allergies or a recent illness. The only known cure for the Test Sniffles are to slump your back and shift your legs foward so that your head stays upright and your eyes peer downward.

I was failing an English test when I realized that suddenly, everyone in the room was sniffling. I quickly jumped out the window and drove home to submit a definition on Urban Dictionary before anyone else. I decided to call this phenomenon "Test Sniffles"

by abrakadabralakazam March 21, 2010

jahova's stiffness

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

Eric Stiffler

A legendary loss of verginity that will be reminisced upon by the human race for years to come . A Eric stiffler is a rare occasion and should be considered a life acompishment.

Drake: dude did you hear stewart stole a bike and rode it 8 miles to meet a girl at the 50 yard line of our rival school and fucked her twice !
Marcus: yeah i heard man , hes A total Eric Stiffler !

by Confederate conservative September 4, 2016