Stray Spray

A seemingly random phenomenon where urine does not go where a male is aiming for it to go. Can occur when skin surrounding the urethra sticks together causing a side stream alongside the main stream of pee. It usually clears itself after a couple of seconds into the urination process, but can cause quite a mess before it does.

My wife'll kill me if I don't clean up all that stray spray I left all over the toilet seat.

by Polamalu27 July 5, 2011

schlick schlick spray spray

To masturbate; to "fap".

*Sees Scarlett Johansson*
schlick schlick spray spray

by Eckersley July 30, 2016

spray spray

Axe Body Spray... In Locker Rooms, When You Spray Your Axe People Sorround You And Want To Use Your Axe! Also Known As. "Smell Good"

-sprrayyyyys-

yo Dawg, Lemme Get A Hold Of Dat Spray Spray!!

Or

Mhmmm, Gimme Some Of That Smell Good!!

by PopYACOLLA July 16, 2008

spray the bowl

to have a crap so bad you 'sprayed' the toilet bowl

I just had 2 bowls of chili and now i have to spray the bowl.

by Battyguy May 3, 2015

pepper spray comedy

A fringe genre of sketch comedy with super rapey vibes that is especially popular on Instagram. This type of comedy tends to satirize sexual harassment and assault and is performed by insanely creepy, horny con-artists. The term was first coined the the YouTube comedian/vlogger Cody Ko in a video about the topic in question called “Esteban is the worst thing to happen to Instagram”.

“Dude, check out this video Esteban posted! It’s hilarious!”
“How can you watch that fucking disgusting pepper spray comedy?”

by Ugly subhuman December 3, 2019

Jamaican Spray Park

When a Jamaican girl squirts all over you.

Hey, Phil I got soaked yesterday in the Jamaican Spray Park.

by Brendawg69 May 14, 2017

AXE body spray

An extremely dangerous chemical weapon worse than mustard gas. Usually used to make an Axe bomb.

Did you know AXE body spray is the equivalent of a shower in a can?

by deepledi May 14, 2018