Straxening 

A series of unfortunate events that causes havoc and destruction.

I witnessed a Straxening last night

Straxening by Sir Cage February 17, 2025

straining the greens 

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.

Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"

straining the greens by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007

stradeling

Your leg is one side and your other leg is one the other side or him ... so a leg on each side of him, Like riding him like a horse.

I love stradeling her, its like a whole new horse ride

stradeling by nicolemichael January 13, 2008

strawning

The refreshing, necessary process of stretching and yawning one must go through in the morning before he or she starts the day.

After she wakes up, Bree routinely spends 3-5 minutes each morning strawning prior to starting her other daily activities.

strawning by Stephen Boognish January 1, 2007

e-straining order 

What you wish you could take out on someone who keeps e-stalking or e-spying on your online profiles like Myspace and FaceBook

Former Girlfriends pretending to be other people, or getting their friends to ask to be your face-book friend. So that they can see your profile and your pictures. "I need to get an e-straining order and that chick."

e-straining order by The Big Show 22 September 22, 2007

straining 

when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.

Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.

straining by Juan Epstein June 11, 2006

E-straining Order 

When you threaten to, or follow through with, a block on someone contacting you on a chat or social networking client, such as Myspace, Facebook, MSN, Etc.

Ex.1-"Man, that chick was freaking nuts! She cyber stalked me so much I had to slap a e-straining order on her ass!"

Ex.2- "I hate those pervs from places like Turkey that are always trying to hit me up for nudes! I'm gonna put an e-straining order out on every single one of them!"

Ex.3-"Susie put a e-straining order on me. I don't know how I can go on *dramatic swoon*"

E-straining Order by ThoroZaine September 20, 2009