Strait Face
Strait Face by C_Tizzels May 18, 2003
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Strait-not-face
Person 1 typing: Ooh, he said that with a strait face.
Person 2 observing: Person 1 is a strait-not-face.
Person 2 observing: Person 1 is a strait-not-face.
Strait-not-face by Khourschet March 4, 2021
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straitlaced
a man or woman with deep moral convictions..A girl or guy with high moral standards that have respect for his/her body.A man or woman that will make your life a living hell if you date them AND you do not have the same sort of convictions they have.A man or woman that expects the best(but also gives it)at all times.Easy to hang with-- a chore to date.. LOL
Straitlaced chics man : Your chic is looking good dude!!!
His pal: Yeah she's even better in bed!!
Straitlaced chic: Shut the fuk up or your balls are gonners!!
Straitlaced mans gal:Woo WOO I love dancing on the bar.. Tee Hee all the men love looking at me!!
Her pal: Yeah this is fun WOOO HOOO
Straitlaced Man: Get the hell off the bar!! Are you my chic or some damned barsexuals!!
His pal: Yeah she's even better in bed!!
Straitlaced chic: Shut the fuk up or your balls are gonners!!
Straitlaced mans gal:Woo WOO I love dancing on the bar.. Tee Hee all the men love looking at me!!
Her pal: Yeah this is fun WOOO HOOO
Straitlaced Man: Get the hell off the bar!! Are you my chic or some damned barsexuals!!
straitlaced by looneyballoonie April 15, 2008
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