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Strait-not-face 

Someone who does not not know how to spell “Straight”.
Person 1 typing: Ooh, he said that with a strait face.

Person 2 observing: Person 1 is a strait-not-face.

straitlaced 

a man or woman with deep moral convictions..A girl or guy with high moral standards that have respect for his/her body.A man or woman that will make your life a living hell if you date them AND you do not have the same sort of convictions they have.A man or woman that expects the best(but also gives it)at all times.Easy to hang with-- a chore to date.. LOL

Straitlaced chics man : Your chic is looking good dude!!!
His pal: Yeah she's even better in bed!!
Straitlaced chic: Shut the fuk up or your balls are gonners!!

Straitlaced mans gal:Woo WOO I love dancing on the bar.. Tee Hee all the men love looking at me!!
Her pal: Yeah this is fun WOOO HOOO
Straitlaced Man: Get the hell off the bar!! Are you my chic or some damned barsexuals!!
straitlaced by looneyballoonie April 15, 2008

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026