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straightish

Someone who is 'straightish' is someone that is straight as far as the normal beholder, but has sex with the same gender behind closed doors on a regular basis. One can seem (and be therefore deemed) straightish, or it may have been proven.
"His outfit is perfect! Is he gay?"
"I mean... he's straightish."

or...

"I'd love to suck him."
"He's straight.."
"Ehh... ish."
straightish by Jordan_B February 28, 2010

Straightest gay person

When a person who is LGBTQ+ acts very straight (usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)
Becky is the straightest gay person I've ever met!

straightposter 

Comes from the words straight and imposter. Straight + Im(poster)

When a person is a straightposter. Then they are acting gay while being straight. Not in the way of being gay like being flamboyant and that. But for example, sleeping with the same gender or touching the same gender sensually.

But don't bully someone with this. A straight person can have sex with the same gender while being straight.
A: "I heard that Jimmy slept with Tod last night. Even Jimmy himself agrees to that. But he says that he's straight"
B: "He's such a straightposter"
straightposter by AkotoLmao May 17, 2022

straightest gay person

A person who is part of the LGBTQ+ but acts very straight(usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)
Wow, Becky is the straightest gay person I know!

The most gayest yet straightest person 

Mariah Brooks, period!! She is the most gayest yet straight person you will ever meet. She might be weird but we love her.
When using the statement “the most gayest yet straightest person” it should be told with kindness towards Mariah Brooks!!

Straightshitter 

A person who so straight forward and honest they make you shit your pants
Dude that Marlena chick is a straightshitter, told me I was talking too much on the first date!