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Jim likes Bob. Bob is a homosexual who wants to convert to heterosexuality,so Bob goes to the F.B.I (Fag Busters, Inc.) to get "straightend" out.
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A characteristic or an act unique to a straight person. Examples:-

1. Punching a friends hard on the arm, just for fun
2. Brawling in the street after a night out
3. Getting angry because 'your team' didn't win at sportsball.
1: Why are those straight guys arguing over a sphere?
2: No idea, must be a straightism...
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by Caphson May 28, 2019
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