Straightism

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The theory of converting from homosexuality to heterosexuality.

Jim likes Bob. Bob is a homosexual who wants to convert to heterosexuality,so Bob goes to the F.B.I (Fag Busters, Inc.) to get "straightend" out.

Straightism by agent G.Q (glitter queen) and agent fag hag March 21, 2005

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straightism

A characteristic or an act unique to a straight person. Examples:-

1. Punching a friends hard on the arm, just for fun
2. Brawling in the street after a night out
3. Getting angry because 'your team' didn't win at sportsball.

1: Why are those straight guys arguing over a sphere?
2: No idea, must be a straightism...

straightism by Caphson May 28, 2019

Straightism

Is when you bully a straight person and say your gay

Johnny your so gay you should die

Drake: stop being straightism

Straightism by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019

Radical Super Straightism

A Sexual preference in one only prefers the only opposite sex with the exclusion of transgender people and the exclusion of the inclusion to be in LGBTQ+ as a whole. The Radical Super Straight flag consists of Blue and White : 🟦⬜️

Brian: What’s Radical Super Straightism ?
Xavier: I don’t date transgender people nor feel the need to be included in the LGBTQ+
Brian: So you’re transphobic and you don’t support the LGBTQ+
Xavier: I’m Super Straight and Correct we don’t need inclusion we need acknowledgement.

Radical Super Straightism by PaulDrawls March 8, 2021

straightie

1) a "straight" heterosexual individual
2) an edge piece of a puzzle with one or two "straight" sides

1) Natalie is a straightie, because she likes men.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.

straightie by David Noodel February 9, 2010

Straighties

Slang used in some gay communities as an umbrella term for a group of straight/heterosexual peoples.

You know those straighties. They love to get divorced.

Straighties by sanfranmale February 14, 2012

straightosphere

The collection of all people, places, ideas and objects that are not considered gay, and that a man can safely relate to.

I don't listen to Coldplay! I live in the Straightosphere.

straightosphere by Keshari June 11, 2009

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026