Straightleg

Straightlegging is to extend and stiffen all of the muscles in one's legs and buttocks at the moment of climax during masturbation. This does not only heighten pleasure by several magnitudes, but also increases the speed and power of ejaculation. This makes it possible to fire sperm-juice beyond your head and onto the wall behind you.

I straightlegged so hard last night that my high-velocity spunk made a hole in my Jessica Alba poster.

by penis_kink February 22, 2011

Straightenin’

The process of getting straight, getting right.

Go grab the stick; we got some straightenin’ to do.

by Hungrydon157 May 19, 2021

Straightenin

The process of getting straight, getting right.
The act of revenge or to take back what’s been claimed.

"If they get yours you gotta get straightenin' "

by Hungrydon139 May 25, 2021

straightie

1) a "straight" heterosexual individual
2) an edge piece of a puzzle with one or two "straight" sides

1) Natalie is a straightie, because she likes men.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.

by David Noodel February 9, 2010

straightening up the closet

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.

He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.

by bryanaka March 14, 2015

Straightening pussy

Verb: When a man has sex with a self-proclaimed lesbian and the lesbian becomes straight.

Gloria thought she was a lesbian until she met Dave. He is a pro at straightening pussy!

by Alec234 January 23, 2019

Straighter Than A Circle

Straighter than a circle means that the person, and or persons is basically homosexual.

Person 1:Oh man, did you just see that guy walk by?
Person 2:Yeah, he is so straighter than a circle.

by itspetercottontail May 18, 2010