Straight-Queer

Someone who acts gay as hell, but is actually really straight.

Syd is actually not gay, he’s just a straight-queer.

Straight-Queer by Boozy Gang March 11, 2018

straight queer

A person who dresses, acts and looks "gay" in the form of stereotypes but is straight or any other sexuality.

Nicki wears flannels and hoodies and never skirts or dresses, she's such a straight queer.

straight queer by the_kingsxx73 August 2, 2017

queer eye for the straight guy

Reality TV program in which five men, expert in such fields as fashion, cooking, decorating and suchlike, take on the task of improving the lifestyle and living conditions of another man; All five are homosexual and with one exception rather camp, and the makeover subject is always straight.

Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.

A:"you know, I never realised that I shave like I'm in a race or something"
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."

queer eye for the straight guy by D F Stuckey July 10, 2004

Queer Pole for Straight Hole

gay guy chasing straight ass

"I was hitting on a guy, then I saw him look at a girls ass, IM guilty of Queer Pole for Straight Hole!"

Queer Pole for Straight Hole by ankur vakil December 18, 2005

queer eye for the straight guy

A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.

John: hey George, toss me over another bird, hey?

George: take two, mate. I've got extra, what?

queer eye for the straight guy by Sprocket The Dog April 21, 2004

queer eye for the straight guy

Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?

queer eye for the straight guy by bandanasarerad December 17, 2006

straight eye for the queer guy 

in search of a design consultant. Usually before a date.

i got a straight eye for the queer guy

straight eye for the queer guy by mike hunt October 2, 2003