Stouffered 

Function: transitive verb.
Definition: The act of actively defrauding an unsuspecting victim via the Internet, followed by a lame attempt to blame this lack of integrity on your age. see also wenzeled.

Wow, I thought I was getting a brand new emblem, but instead I've been Stouffered

Stouffered by midnight_blue February 17, 2006

Marty Stouffer 

Reference to the former host of Wild Kingdom on PBS. An outstanding dude who couldn't care less about your society because he's highly aware/observant of his environment & the world in general/ has encyclopedic knowledge of animal/human behaviors as well as expertise is traversing difficult terrain.

Why should I risk driving to the spot and back when they pull me over everytime I leave the driveway. The spot is too hot. I see 'em out in front speed trappin' too. I'ma channel Marty Stouffer and slide out the back way, low key, through the forest and keep a safe distance.

Marty Stouffer by Wu-Wei Flow June 1, 2019

stouffer baby

really good-looking baby

That kid is a real stouffer baby. He’s so cute you just want to poke a couple holes in him, microwave him for two minutes, and eat him with a side of garlic bread.

stouffer baby by Muff Crusher August 10, 2008

stouffer 

a girl who drinks to much and has sex with random people at a moments notice. usually has red hair.

omg look at that stouffer. haha skanky ginger.

stouffer by this is what you wanted November 13, 2011

Stouffers Mac and cheese 

Poor mans Mac and cheese tastes like shit and looks like vomit worst Mac and cheese in existence

Damn Wesley really offered you stouffers Mac and cheese what a faggot

Stouffers Mac and cheese by riiga September 6, 2019

stocking-stouffers

Small Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- gifts of boxed frozen ready-to-eat-or-heat edibles.

Giving someone stocking-stouffers is all well and good, but you need to place said goodies in said cloth receptacles just shortly before their recipients come to collect them, since the frozen packages would likely start thawing before too long, and thus would make a drippy mess.

stocking-stouffers by QuacksO July 9, 2021

stouffers mac and cheese 

literally the greatest shit in existance, no mac and cheese can top it

man, fuck whatever ivan said about stouffers mac and cheese, that shit SLAPS!

stouffers mac and cheese by dick flavored ass September 5, 2019