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stouffer 

a girl who drinks to much and has sex with random people at a moments notice. usually has red hair.
omg look at that stouffer. haha skanky ginger.
stouffer by this is what you wanted November 13, 2011
Words you can keep

stouffer baby

That kid is a real stouffer baby. He’s so cute you just want to poke a couple holes in him, microwave him for two minutes, and eat him with a side of garlic bread.
stouffer baby by Muff Crusher August 10, 2008

Stouffer's Mitt

While standing at a urinal and your fingers extended and spread apart, with your palm facing your sack, and having your penis resting on a single finger to determine the desired trajectory to urinate, is how you would successfully achieve a Stouffers Mitt.
I didn't want my pee to fling like a charged fire hose once the stream started,so I secured my junk before I went pee. It also kept my tip free of an incidental Plumbers Swab. Try the Stouffer's Mitt, you will be thanking me later.

Marty Stouffer 

Reference to the former host of Wild Kingdom on PBS. An outstanding dude who couldn't care less about your society because he's highly aware/observant of his environment & the world in general/ has encyclopedic knowledge of animal/human behaviors as well as expertise is traversing difficult terrain.
Why should I risk driving to the spot and back when they pull me over everytime I leave the driveway. The spot is too hot. I see 'em out in front speed trappin' too. I'ma channel Marty Stouffer and slide out the back way, low key, through the forest and keep a safe distance.
Marty Stouffer by Wu-Wei Flow June 1, 2019

myka stauffer 

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.
Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)
myka stauffer by bojzzle May 28, 2020

the Stauffer

During sex, flip the person, say "I like this way better", and stare at them for a good 10mins. It is very important to maintain eye contact.
The last time we had sex, it was so fucking boring. So I pulled the Stauffer, then it got a lot better
the Stauffer by KSU2016 February 11, 2013

Mexican Pinata Stuffer 

A sexual act that consists of a male defecating into a Burrito shell and then shoving it up another male's ass while wearing a sombrero and beating the man with a baseball bat, much like a pinata.
Owen gave the homeless man a mexican pinata stuffer for christmas.
Mexican Pinata Stuffer by Djw14 January 2, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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