stouffer 

a girl who drinks to much and has sex with random people at a moments notice. usually has red hair.

omg look at that stouffer. haha skanky ginger.

stouffer by this is what you wanted November 13, 2011

stouffer baby

really good-looking baby

That kid is a real stouffer baby. He’s so cute you just want to poke a couple holes in him, microwave him for two minutes, and eat him with a side of garlic bread.

stouffer baby by Muff Crusher August 10, 2008

Stouffer's Mitt

While standing at a urinal and your fingers extended and spread apart, with your palm facing your sack, and having your penis resting on a single finger to determine the desired trajectory to urinate, is how you would successfully achieve a Stouffers Mitt.

I didn't want my pee to fling like a charged fire hose once the stream started,so I secured my junk before I went pee. It also kept my tip free of an incidental Plumbers Swab. Try the Stouffer's Mitt, you will be thanking me later.

Stouffer's Mitt by GregfromtheCommittee June 1, 2026

Marty Stouffer 

Reference to the former host of Wild Kingdom on PBS. An outstanding dude who couldn't care less about your society because he's highly aware/observant of his environment & the world in general/ has encyclopedic knowledge of animal/human behaviors as well as expertise is traversing difficult terrain.

Why should I risk driving to the spot and back when they pull me over everytime I leave the driveway. The spot is too hot. I see 'em out in front speed trappin' too. I'ma channel Marty Stouffer and slide out the back way, low key, through the forest and keep a safe distance.

Marty Stouffer by Wu-Wei Flow June 1, 2019

myka stauffer 

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.

Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)

myka stauffer by bojzzle May 28, 2020

the Stauffer

During sex, flip the person, say "I like this way better", and stare at them for a good 10mins. It is very important to maintain eye contact.

The last time we had sex, it was so fucking boring. So I pulled the Stauffer, then it got a lot better

the Stauffer by KSU2016 February 11, 2013

Mexican Pinata Stuffer 

A sexual act that consists of a male defecating into a Burrito shell and then shoving it up another male's ass while wearing a sombrero and beating the man with a baseball bat, much like a pinata.

Owen gave the homeless man a mexican pinata stuffer for christmas.

Mexican Pinata Stuffer by Djw14 January 2, 2011